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Our Services

Full Service Travel Management

Let your holiday dreams be handled by our severely underpaid, barely literate and unmotivated highschool drop-outs with no ambitions of their own. Get the holiday you truely deserve!.

Full Service Cruises to nowhere

What better way to enjoy your time off then getting drunk every day while enjoying the gentle +3m waves on an open ocean. Life preservers sold separately.

Group Travel

What better way to explore endless cultures and new places than with a group of like minded sheep from your own country? Travel with the security and assurance of similar faces nearby!

Car Rentals

Who doesn't love dealing with shady locals. Still sometimes it's better not to press your luck and arrange quality transportation beforehand.

Travel Insurance

Totally not a scam. But expensive because you people keep bringing every electronic device you own with you for a 2 week holiday. Nothing says living in the moment like a collection of Idevices!

Guided Tours

Because you don't want to be dealing with locals. What do locals know about their own area? Trusted tour guides from other continents await!

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